I think i peed on brittanys purse
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
why is half of my head shaved?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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