glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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