my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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