She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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