One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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