You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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