I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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