I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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