Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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