just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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