I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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