Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Me too!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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