I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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