ya dads aren't the best wingmen
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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