I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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