so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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