let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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