It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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