I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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