he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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