direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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