on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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