drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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