Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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