I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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