Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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