Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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