he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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