Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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