Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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