you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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