This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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