i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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