It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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