I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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