my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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