I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My ass is underappreciated
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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