Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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