There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How's work?
Spinning.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
