Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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