You smell like a Billy Joel song
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My vagina is very pro this idea
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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