We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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