I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck