ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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