I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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