i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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