glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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