If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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