We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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