why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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