..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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