I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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