Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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