she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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