Can i not drive my cunt home
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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